Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Conversations with Stasa

In the bathroom, while sitting on the potty:
Stasa: Mommy, my poo-poo is happy.
Me: Poo-poo's happy?
Stasa: Nooooooooooo. Poo-poo's mad.
Me: What? It's mad?
Stasa: Noooooooooo. Poo-poo's sad. Nooooooo. Poo-poo yucky. ::waves hand:: Yeah, poo-poo stinky. Pee-ew poo-poo!

In the car:
::sings:: Go daddy, go daddy, go daddy! Go sistahs, go sistahs, go sistahs! Go fwuar-wals, go fwuar-wals, go fwuar-wals! Go mommy, go mommy, go mommy! Go sitch, go sitch, go sitch! Go lee-wo, go lee-wo, go lee-wo!

Notes:
Fwuar-wals = squirrels
Sitch = Stitch (from Lilo and Stitch)
Lee-wo = Lilo

In the car, again:
Me: What's Lexi going to be for Halloween?
Stasa: A BAT!
Me: What about daddy?
Stasa: Daddy be a bat, too.
Me: So, what do you want to be for Halloween?
Stasa: A princess. Only big girls can be a princess.
Me: Oh, so can I be a princess, too?
Stasa: Noooooooooooo. You can be a bite.
Me: A bite?
Stasa: Yeah. A bite.

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