You know the drill. Let's do this.
Never have I ever...
Hidden in a dark kitchen to eat candy without my kids knowing.
Told Stasa that the tv, her favorite movie or obnoxious toy was broken.
Stuffed all of the dishes in the dishwasher instead of hand washing the pots...just so I could watch tv instead.
Snuck out of the house while the kids weren't looking so I could shop at Target alone.
Sent my kids to daycare and then spent the day at home.
Paraphrased Berenstain Bears books down to 3 word sentences a page.
Offered up a mid-morning bubble bath to keep my kids contained.
Kept driving around because my kids fell asleep in the car.
Watched the SpongeBob Squarepants movie on repeat to have semi-quiet on the drive from Virginia to Illinois.
Recorded a tantrum...just because.
And finally, never have I ever loved as much as I do now. What a sap.
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